“Houdini” by Foster the People
Posts tagged "funny"
I’m scared, confused, excited, jealous, and in awe of this. New Orleans sets the Guinness record for world’s largest human dominoes… Just wow.
Happy Endings…. definitely not over it. Still, how does one become huge on the abandoned gas station circuit exactly?
What an awesome way to do the dishes!
Life, Wisdom & The Price is Right
My dad’s mother has been the only grandparent I’ve ever known, and at 85 years old, she needs a bit of extra attention during the day. While I continue job searching, I’ve got time to sit with her in the mornings for a few days each week. Here are a few of the things that cracked me up as we watched her shows (Good Morning America, Live with Regis & Kelly, The View, The Price is Right, Days of Our Lives):
She’s picky about favorite Price is Right prize items- “I tried to ride a bicycle once and fell off. I don’t want a damned bicycle.”
Despite ranting about every person on Dancing With the Stars, she really likes Derek Hough- “They’ve kept him around for a while.”
Among the others she feels are overrated: Miss Piggy, Taylor Swift “is just alright;” Sherri Shepherd “Oh, Lord, just look at her bouncing all over the place!”
She understands that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, especially Cher- “She looks like she hasn’t changed a bit.”
She likes her dancers classy even when they’ve been voted off Dancing With the Stars- “He’s gonna dance with tennis shoes on? Hmph.”
She knows that The Price is Right waits for no man- “There he goes jumping around. He needs to get his butt down there before they start bidding without him.”
Lunch for her is to be satisfying regardless of the name- “I don’t like tomato soup; it’s gotta have something more than just tomatoes in it for me to want some.”
She prefers Bob Barker to Drew Carey if only for the entrance- “Oh, he always comes out like- I don’t even know what.”
She’s taught me humility and the predictability of game shows- “The first prize is always a new car. She’s not gonna get it though unless she’s smart like me.”
She understands the intricate art of napping- “I don’t wanna lay down with my eyes closed but I can’t take a nap with my eyes open.”
I know that it may seem as though I’m poking fun, but I’m really enjoying my time with my grandmother.
Looking for some workout motivation? Impact Johnson’s methods may be a bit extreme (“Try to hyper-extend every joint you have…”), but don’t let that discourage you! This is from Laura Bell Bundy’s Cooter County series of videos. It’s not the most appropriate video so don’t watch this at work without headphones!
*Clearly this is a parody of workout videos. Don’t let your genitals touch the floor while lunging, please.
This dog, Lucy, is some kind of amazing. After having surgery, she finds a creative way to climb stairs while wearing a cone. She’s the Lady Gaga of the animal kingdom.
